| 05/24/2018 | NC Beer Mile | 98 |
| 05/05/2018 | Wildflower Triathlon | 7:02:22 |
| 04/21/2018 | Raspitutsa 40ish mile gravel ride | 4:18:29 |
| 04/16/2018 | Boston Marathon | 4:37 |
| 10/22/2017 | Challenge Aruba | 8/14 GA, 53/113 OA, 44/90 Men |
| 08/20/2017 | Cranberry Trifest | 111/511 OA, 12/37 AG |
| 07/29/2017 | Ironman Santa Rosa | N/A |
| 06/17/2017 | Patriot Half Freetown MA | Div 34/64, OA 198/598 |
| 06/03/2017 | Rev3 Quassy | OA 143/573 AG 18/64 Gender 122/359 |
| 04/22/2017 | Rasputitsa | I don't know |
| 03/19/2017 | Great Clermont Triathlon | 27 |
| 08/21/2016 | Ironman Mont-Tremblant | 12:43:06 |
| 07/10/2016 | Muskoka | 5:59:22 |
| 06/04/2016 | REV3 Quassy | 2:57:32 |
| 04/10/2016 | Great Bay Half Marathon | 1:50:26 |
| 12/13/2015 | Yulefest | 26.04 |
| 11/07/2015 | Ironman Florida | 13:30:27 |
| 08/16/2015 | Ironman 70.3 Timberman | 6:11:21 Div 121 Overall 968 |
| 06/21/2015 | Ironman Syracuse 70.3 | 6:18:55 Div 128, Gen 760, Overall 947 |
| 01/17/2015 | Charleston Half Marathon | 1:57:36 |
Durham, New Hampshire
| Bucket List Race | Ironman New Zealand |
| Post-Race Drink | Generally a beer after a few minutes. |
Started Triathlon about 8 years ago with the hope to lose weight. It didn't happen. You can't out exercise a shit diet. However I found I enjoyed triathlon and kept doing it. I have a dry emotionless sense of humor that makes people wonder about me. I'm OK with that. I don't like long walks on the beach, beaches are for sitting on and drinking. Unless you are in the water. However I will enjoy a beer or frozen rum drink on the beach, and yes, I want the umbrella in the drink too. I have basically left this section that same every year. I am not creative enough to write new shit each year. I am not that interesting.
